From the artist:

Oh man. So there was this kid at camp who was bad at swimming yet somehow ended up in the middle of the lake, and a bunch of sex crazed counselors failed to save him. It happens. What RARELY happens is that his mother starts killing a bunch of people, only to fail to see her son come back from the grave somehow fully grown (like, a LOT) and killing essentially everyone who does anything sorta of generally negative. Swear words? You're dead. Nudity? DEAD. Drugs? HAHAHAHA you're so dead! Jason is basically the hardline edge kid that not even the hardline kids like. It's like he has the brains and conviction of the Amish...but he uses his conviction to kill everybody.

Patron saint of machetes, among many, many other weapons.


Friday the 13th inspired patch designed & printed by VeganPatches. White ink on black fabric, heat set, water safe (so wash your pants, you crusty).

Actual print measures 3.5 x 3.5", handmade so size of patch itself may vary slightly.