crystal lake swim team

crystal lake swim team

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From the artist:

I assume we all know what this movie is, right? There are a bunch, some good, some bad. The first 4 are great, then things get shaky...I mean, 5 is funny and good for the wrong reasons, same with 6, and then everything gets kinda wear after that

WHO CARES the point is, if you're down with Jason and his "clearly over the top hardline straightedge kid" approach to choosing murder victims, perhaps you'd be into this. I drew this in the style of a vintage camping patch, the kind you'd get if you were good at making campfires, or accidentally letting kids drown in the lake because you were making out with somebody and you're a bad camp counselor and NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE. That's how Jason started, in case you don't know.

Join up on team "horror inside jokes" and wear this patch. You will be quickly escorted into a world of new friends, fast cars, and stacks of money. I suggest you avoid them all.


Friday the 13th-inspired patch designed & printed by our buddy VeganPatches! Black ink on cream fabric (it's a nice cream IRL, it just doesn't play nice with our camera), heat set, water safe (so you'll be fine if you fall in).

Actual print measures 2.75 x 3.25", handmade so size of patch itself may vary slightly.


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