Somehow, there are currently no "My Other Ride Is A Clown Car" stickers available on the internet in any size, which SUCKS as somebody who has items that need "My Other Ride Is A Clown Car" stickers. But Y'KNOW. Necessity being the mother of invention and all, upon realizing this failure of free market capitalism, I went and made my own. And here we are.

This listing nets you one 5.5 x 1.5" MY OTHER RIDE IS A CLOWN CAR sticker, which is PERFECTLY SIZED & SCIENTIFICALLY TESTED to fit on stuff like bike tubes, mobility aids, skateboards, mopeds, scooters, and other things where a traditional car-sized bumper sticker would swallow the item in question. Cuz if you're as dedicated to the clown lifestyle as us, odds are you have one of those and your main ride is, in fact, the clown car.

5.5 x 1.5" red & white vinyl sticker designed by julia eff, screenprinted in the USA & rated for as much outdoor use as you wanna throw at it.

Weatherproof! Waterproof! Buy two and slap one on your bigoted neighbor's big dumb truck! The possibilities are endless.

Also available in a saucy crossout variant!! Squiggle made out of permanent black vinyl. As this is a handmade version (we don't own a cutting machine), actual shape of squiggle may vary, but we promise it will still be very very funny.