Have you ever been in a secret society? Would you like to start your OWN secret society cuz you keep getting banned from all the other ones?? Are you just really fascinated by all the...well, secrecy and mystery and the inner workings (and hats!!) of various well-known and not-so-well known secret societies/fraternal orders/auxiliary clubs? WELL DO I HAVE THE ZINE FOR YOU.

Caboose #9 is Liz (& her husband Joe) Mason's guide to secret societies--their histories/quirks/rituals, what makes them so secret, how to make your own, and how this all links up to Fight Club and Twin Peaks, respectively.

Is the Illuminati just a book club?? Was Anton LaVey really a shitty organ player?? How do you use your secret society to benefit financially by either legal means or simply doing crimes??? What's the best (read: goofiest) shit to wear for your secret meetings/rituals in your secret society, and what should your meetings/rituals/general mayhem entail???? How do you handle a schism!? All these answers and more await you in Caboose #9.

Informative, fun, hush-hush and a little bit unhinged. Which is, I think, exactly what the doctor ordered in these turbulent times.

This zine is 48 pages, half size (5.5 x 8.5), typed, b&w with pastel blue cardstock covers!