IF YOU THOUGHT IOWA WAS BAD, SHIT IS ABOUT TO GET SO MUCH WORSE. NOW WITH MORE JOHN 5!!

Written by an anonymous author on a MISSION, this is a minizine about using time travel to get down on a very specific era of John 5 in the filthiest dirtiest ways. This is truly the embodiment of both the phrase "blood, sweat & tears" and "well-fucked".
Welcome to the second in a series of Oddly Specific minizines about Unquenchable Thirsts with art & layout by yours truly!

T.L.S. talks about their attraction to femme, weak-looking men as a response to trauma, the urge to smash and destroy all the pretty things, gratitude, groupie gossip, and John's "stupid little bird legs". It's raw, it's gross, it's queer as hell, it's pure wish fulfillment. It's like staring directly into the sun for so long your eyeballs feel sticky.

This is one of those zines you look at in awe after you read it because truly, self publishing is wild and there really are no rules, huh. It's wild and explicit and heartfelt and filthy-dirty-sexy-rowdy all at once. It's the kind of filth you wanna cheer for. It's tears and snot and mascara on the pillowcase. It's pale blue hair and feather boas and a fucking disaster.

You know you wanna. Buy the ticket, take the ride. We came to throw down.


This zine is handwritten, mini size (2.75" x 4.25"), black and white, and photocopied. Fully collaged. Folds out into a print suitable for the front of yr 3-ring binder or bedroom wall!

If you'd prefer to have a copy of the center collage without a cut in it (the way this format works is you have to slit the middle of the page to make it fold), you can add an intact print for a dollar! Just pick it in the drop-down menu before adding to cart. :)