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Guess who has two thumbs and managed to score a whole vending machine's worth of sassy mallgoth cyber girl stickers from 2002!? THIS GUY.

Remember these?? I DO. I was too poor to ever get crap out of vending machines growing up and boy, how my soul craved it. And what if you put in your quarters and the machine spit out something you didn't want? With 15 designs to choose from, that was a gamble I just couldn't take.

So don't worry fam, we're adults now and we have your back. You can pick your design from the dropdown (or don't, and we'll pick one for you. The suspense! The drama! The authentic vending machine experience!!).

This listing is for one brand new, genuine deadstock, vintage sticker. Circa 2002, aka Peak Mallgoth Years. 15 designs to pick from. Approximately 3" wide x 4" tall, but varies by design. Glossy coated paper--not weatherproof, but great on laptops, notebooks, water bottles, anything that doesn't need to live outside.

Yes, they do come in the little cardboard folders. This is the real shit.