AN INCREDIBLY HORNY LITTLE ZINE ABOUT THE CONCEPT OF THIRSTING WITH A CAPITAL T, TRAUMA FORCING YOU TO LEAVE YOUR HOMELAND, THE DEATH OF DREAMS, AND COREY TAYLOR FROM SLIPKNOT.

My heart hurts just to read this thing. Written by an anonymous author who grew up in the Midwest with all their smalltown daydreams then had to flee for the coast when shit went sour, this is the first in a series of Oddly Specific minizines about Unquenchable Thirsts with art & layout by yours truly.

A.G.H. talks at length about how "settling down" isn't all it's cracked up to be, their inability to look before jumping off the deep end keeping them up at night, being absolutely crushed by both a crush & the feeling of waking up to realize all their dreams have been taken out back and shot by the choices they've made & being so specifically horny they would probably rather die than put up with it much longer, and wanting to make out with & punch The Great Big Mouth in equal measure. Lots of that.

Heartbreaking, funny, creepy, sexy, and sad. Sounds like the perfect Friday night.


This zine is handwritten, mini size (2.75" x 4.25"), black and white, and photocopied. Fully collaged. Folds out into a print suitable for the front of yr 3-ring binder or bedroom wall!

If you'd prefer to have a copy of the center collage without a cut in it (the way this format works is you have to slit the middle of the page to make it fold), you can add an intact print for a dollar! Just pick it in the drop-down menu before adding to cart. :)